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Search for Solevia

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The World and Characters of the Fall of Verdania

Fall of Verdania

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Verdania Illustrations

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Invasions

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Chapter Illustrations

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Snoops Next Generation Chapter 1

Snoops Next Generation: Closeted Skeletons by Mister Mistoffelees 1 New Robes “Say it again,” Ella Giles cooed over her  phone as she gazed at the date on her screen.  March 30, 2035.  A happy birthday indeed.  “I just like hearing it, Mom!” “You can get so full of yourself, Helena Giles!  What would your sister say?” “Penny’s nice about it,” tittered Ella, plunging again into the cleaning-out of her minuscule office.  “Come on, Mom, say it again!” “Oh, all right…Supervisory Special Agent Giles!”  Despite her lighthearted scolding, Abby Giles found she

Snoops Next Generation

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Snoop Dreams: Tricia (Part 1)

Snoop Dreams: Tricia by Mister Mistoffelees "For someone as smart as you are," Candi Taylor smirked at Tricia Dwight as she slumped through the door of Snoop Towers that night, "you sure as hell don't learn very fast!" "I see Dr. McNeil has Tweeted about me or something," Trish grumbled, abandoning her Snowden State hoodie jacket in the environs of the hallway coat rack.  She personally didn't care that it—as usual—had hit the floor…  "I mean, I caught everybody's favorite graffiti artist, so of course I need to have my butt kicked about it!" "Well," Krysten scolded as her best friend Trish subsided into

Snoop Dreams Stories

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Sinister Sequel

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Snoop Book Covers

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The On-Location Mystery, Chapter 11--conclusion

    11 Closing Credits     Abby Dwight’s Abbey was festive for the holiday, all Christmasy despite the small five-foot tree that was all she could squeeze into the apartment. It was an atmosphere that Abbie and Serenity and their friends savored for their sleepover that last weekend before Christmas, especially with Serenity’s ordeal with the Newlands finally over.     It was far from just Abbie and Serenity. Several of their friends were invited, and they spent a joyous evening stringing popcorn and watching Christmas shows on TV and singing carols to Abby’s stereo, warm and snug in pajamas and nightgowns. There were Ai

On-Location Mystery

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Christmas Card Mystery

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Snowden State Snoops

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Gleeks Ahoy Chapter 1

The Darius Allen Detective Club: Gleeks Ahoy! by Cora L. Peabody, et al. (which means "and others") By Mister Mistoffelees 1 Gleeks Ahoy! I apologize for the silly title, but, well, this story is about the great big mess which surrounded this past year's GleeFest at our school, and if you know about that one TV show, well…I hope you get what I mean. The story actually started way back in the summer, just after another Camp Evergreen session which almost got us all killed or worse, but for me everything seemed to start on one of the first days back to school that August, in the lobby of Darius Allen High where I'm now a sophomore!  

Gleeks Ahoy

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The Secret Weapon

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Snowden's Baby Snoops: Halloween Who? Chapter 1

The Snowden Baby Snoops: Halloween Who? by Mister Mistoffelees 1 The Empty Child Abigail Dwight always knew it would come to this.  And she always knew which one of her kids would be the one to kick it off.  No, not Penny; she had her favorites and her routine, and of course no six-year-old ever born was as naturally phlegmatic and calm as her little Penelope.  Nor Aidenn; at only three, he still knew little of Halloween beyond the fact hat he got lots of candy that evening.  And of course Emily, still not one year old, knew nothing about Halloween.  But she was the source of the problem— In the form of the one child Abby knew would

Halloween Who?

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Rah Rah Rah Chapter 1

The Snowden Junior Snoops: The Rah! Rah! Rah! Mystery (by  Mister Mistoffelees) By Charity K. Mabrey 1 Love is Funny! Well, that's what Snotface and Weirdo (I guess you know them by Felicity and Serenity) keep telling me anyway, and boy, did it ever get us Junior Snoops into a heck of a mystery!  I'm lucky I'm here to write about it!  Well, actually me, Jill, Merri, Alyssa, and a whole bunch of us are lucky to be alive for me to write about it! Anyway, I guess the whole thing started with Camp Evergreen this year.  Mostly, it started when Clinton (

Rah Rah Rah Mystery

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Case of the Stolen Santas Chapter 1

The Snowden Snoops and the Case of the Stolen Santas by Mister Mistoffelees 1 The Retail Jungle The only thing even marginally black about the so-called Black Friday after Thanksgiving for Megan Dwight was having to let her kid sister Tricia tag along with her down to the Allen Valley Mall. She didn’t think it was quite fair, since she was a guest of her friend Alyson Carson on this trip—Alyson’s big sister Amber was their driver—but Mom assured her it was quite all right with Mrs. Carson and with Amber, and anyway, Megan had come up with the perfect plan to keep pestiferous little Trish out of her way. By inviting

Case of the Stolen Santas

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The Baby Doll Mystery Chapter 1

The Snowden Junior Snoops: The Baby-Doll Mystery by Mister Mistoffelees 1 Déjà Vu All Over Again Abby Dwight simply was not a Black Friday shopper. It wasn’t that she didn’t like bargains—all Dwights liked bargains—but the idea of fist-fighting some other woman at six in the morning for the last on-sale teal-blue snowflake sweater on the rack had no appeal for her. She preferred to have time to look carefully, to sort and select at her leisure and her peace. She in fact had gotten all of her shopping for the family done over a weekend in early November when Abbie was staying over at the Dwight homestea

Baby Doll Mystery

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Case of the Part-Time Santa Chapter 1

The Very First Snoop and the Case of the Part-Time Santa By Mister Mistoffelees 1 I Saw Mommy Kissing… “So what do you think?” Dave Miyazaki grinned, doing a runway turn in his Santa outfit worthy of a runway model. “The Nipponese Santa strikes again! Ho ho ho!” he bellowed in his best Santa voice, then yanked an incandescently-blushing Nancy to his side. “If you’ve been a good little girl, Santa has a special present for you!” “Oh my God,” Tricia blurted while mixing another bowl of punch for the Snowden State faculty and kids reveling in the convocation hall just down the corr

Case of the Part-Time Santa

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Missing Present Caper Chapter 1

The Snowden Baby Snoops: The Missing Present Caper! by Mister Mistoffelees 1 Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow! Ever since she gave birth to her eldest child Penny, the Christmas season made Abigail Giles misty at times.  She remembered Christmas in poverty back in Sunny Hill, Christmases in which her only presents came from Mom’s handicrafts and Mrs. Dane next door’s generosity.  Even as a pre-teen child, she sorrowed at Christmases in which her siblings had no more gifts than she herself had had, and Christmas dinners provided by the sly generosity of Mrs. Dane, who never failed to ask Mom or Abby for help she didn’t

Missing Present Caper

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Prequel Chapter 1

1 Planting Seeds Christmas vacation ended with a two-day school week in Allen County. The Dwights had moved to their new place on Passmore Street the day before New Year's, but there was still the business of getting the kids enrolled at their new schools, which meant they would be back in school the next Monday. Getting little Richie enrolled at Snowden Elementary had been simple, since he had stayed at what was now Sunny Hill Elementary while his bigger siblings had been bused to Center City and thus had all his necessary records handy. She hoped Richie would adjust well to his new school… Snowden High turned out to be a more involve

The Snowden Snoops Prequel

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Black Gold Chapter 1

The Very First Snoop and the Case of the Black Gold By Mister Mistoffelees 1 The News Cycle Mrs. Nancy Morgan Dwight Miyazaki hardly considered herself a news junkie.  The business of maintaining Snowden State University on a budget that was resembling shoestrings more and more each day—not to mention the everyday insanity of raising a bunch of Snowden Snoops (or Darius Allen Detectives, as Abbie insisted on being called)—left little time to sit and watch cable news.  She considered herself lucky to get an occasional glance at the online version of the Center City Intelligencer… But babies have a way of forcing parents to c

The Case of the Black Gold

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